VENUS FLYTRAP
Words and Music by Troy Guinn
I’m a fast fast thinker but a slow slow learner
I’m a bad bad boy with a Bunsen burner
I’m a vast vast voyager on a no-returner
I’m a mad mad maker and a monster-turner.
I was ca-ca-crazy, now I’ve gone insane-er
I made made made her, now I must maintain her
She loves her creator and now who can blame her
With my last last breath I should probably name her.
There’s a big bumble bee in the bathtub
A wasp woman in the kitchen
Tarantula’s giving a backrub
To something too weird to mention
But how can nature abhor me
In the four-poster she’s waitin’ for me
Venus Flytrap will adore me
…till I’m no more.
Like a naked belly-flop into bacon
She leaves me glistening with pleasure
And every part of me she has taken
She’ll grow it back in full measure
So how can nature abhor me
In the four-poster she’s waitin’ for me
Venus Flytrap will adore me
…till I’m no more.